Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Lil bits of wisdom



Just some random snippets of wisdom collected from the interwebz.  Enjoy!




Athiests can be (and usually are) as annoying as religious idiots.  Keep both your beliefs and lack of belief to yourself, no one wants to hear it.

Never tolerate a woman's bullshit.  If a woman is emotional and upset, distract them: pick them up and dance, tell a story, take her for a walk.  If that doesn't work, leave her alone.  If it never works, dump her.  And remember, infidelity is never justifiable.  A woman who uses you to rescue her will eventually use another man to rescue her from you.

Never marry a woman unless she loves you more than you love her.

Your impending sense of doom is nothing but emotional residue - there is nothing wrong.  Even when something is wrong, nothing is wrong.  You deal with problems as they arise, no big deal.

Honor is a male abstraction, don't expect women to understand.

You're never too old to wave at firetrucks.

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